Steve Harper: 'My tackle's bigger than Jamie Noon'
Whatever is going at the RFU, don't let it spoil your weekend, especially when it's the boat race.... Or you could keep your eye out for these beauties...
Harlequins to beat Newcastle by more than 8 points @10/11: Quins are climbing up the table as fast as the Falcons are dropping.
Biarritz to beat Toulouse with a 14 point advantage @10/11: No doubt Toulouse will win but Biarritz have the league's best defence.
Munster to beat Connacht by more than 10 points @10/11: If Munster lose this then i'll convert to Welshism
A measly £10 with
Coral will pay out £69.68. Happy Days!
Things you will see...Lawrence Dallaglio doing a bit of commentary work
Mike Stofile's burning effigy in Johannesburg
Newcastle Falcons conceding more tries than Toon Army goals against Spurs
New Zealand winning the Hong Kong Sevens
ScrumoftheEarth at the Stoop
Shaun Edwards reiterating his commitment to Wales in the Sunday Papers
Things you won't see...Rob Andrew & Brian Ashton having lunch in a Cotswold country boozer
Francis Baron sending Martin Johnson flowers with an SOS message
Mike Phillips running naked through Swansea after 20 pints
Lewis Moody pulling on a Tigers jersey
Jake White praising the current climate of South African sport
Gavin Henson's new haircut