Scrum of the Earth /

Unfortunately it's the London Marathon so praise the lord that there's some real sport on Saturday with the EDF Energy Cup finals. Amy Winehouse is rumoured to be out and about on Sunday morning but don't expect to see her in trainers and an 118 vest...

Fatal three-way

Ospreys to win with a three point advantage @ 10/11
Leicester to win by 16-20 points @ 16/1
Harry Ellis to score the first try @ 20/1

Bet with Coral

Things you will see this weekend...

Heather Mills moaning it's not about the money... I just want to be liked...
Rain, rain and more rain in England
Super Mario Kart on the Nintendo Wii
Crouchy winging about his back
Andy Goode enriching his England claims by outplaying James Hook in the EDF Final
Rob Andrew turning his mobile phone off

Things you won't see this weekend...

Karen Brady using her credit card
Drinking in the Halal Inn, Oldham - England's first ever Muslim watering hole
Tiger Woods winning the US Masters
Brian Ashton anywhere near Twickenham
Paula Radcliffe taking a leak at the 13-mile mark somewhere near Tower Bridge
Ryan Jones lifting another trophy at Twickenham