Mel B: 'They're natural don't you know...'Only 240 minutes left of 'old rugby.' We know, shed a tear, raise a glass, order in, because after the two internationals in Sydney and Cordoba, plus the last domestic final in Paris, it's ELV all the way.
So, before rugby betting experts have to think about a change of career, Monsieur Bet Detective gives you his parting words of wisdom... "If you think it, DO IT!"
Tipster:Clermont Auvergne to beat Toulouse by more than 10 points with Stan James @ 13/8: A £10 stake returns £26.25
Italy to beat Argentina outright with Totesport @ 10/3: A £10 stake returns £43.33
France to beat Australia with an 11 point headstart @ 13/8: A £20 stake wins you £52.00
Australia flanker Rocky Elsom to score the first try @ 23/1 with Blue Square: A £10 stake returns £230.00
Things you might see:Rubbish weather at Glastonbury
Germany to win the European Championships on penalties
Sylvia to get knocked out of the Big Brother house
Jay Z rubbing Noel Gallagher's face in the mud at Glastonbury
Kevin Pietersen letting the England captaincy go to his head
Things you definitely won't see:Guy Ritchie and Madonna singing a duet at Wimbledon
Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall buying Tesco Value Chicken
Gordon Brown admitting defeat to the BNP
Nelson Mandella jumping up on stage with Amy Winehouse
Mel B negotiating a multi-million pound deal to host The Oscars