Barrack Obama: 'Got any HP?'Friday's here and we're already checking out the weather forecast - Sunday's going to be a belter, which means we're off down the beach for a BBQ and several cold ones and talk about a premature general election and the amount of hen parties to hit Brighton. But here's some betting tips and our weekly what might and might not happen while we're all enjoying ourselves.
Betting TipsFirst Tryscorer: Dan Carter 20/1 with PaddyPower
No tryscorer: 50/1 with totesport
Australia to win by more than 10 points 4/1 with Ladbrokes
First Scoring Play: New Zealand drop-goal 33/1 with Sporting Bet
What might happen...Cristiano Ronaldo is offered a contract to endorse Valencia Oranges.
Random smoking arrests in British fields because it's an animal's workplace
Graham Henry being dragged out of Home in Darling Harbour, Sydney at 6am Sunday morning
Durham to win the Twenty20 cup as Steve Harmison stars in front of the England selectors
Everyone already getting bored of the Olympics before it's even started
What won't happen...Barrack Obama offering a wife-swap with Nicolas Sarkozy as he arrives in France
Max Mosley walking down Oxford Street in a Nazi uniform alongside two hookers.
Plans are made to give Heath Ledger a pavestone in Hollywood after the Oscars
Gordon Brown wearing a 'I hate Glasgow t-shirt' in retaliation to the Glasgow East bi-election defeat.
Thierry Henry moving all of his millions into an off-shore Cayman Island bank-account