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A mesmerising whiz kid of the game, Matt Giteau possesses fantastic hands and intelligence.
His reflexes are superior to those of any ordinary human being and instead of webbing, his near-perfect passing and infectious abilities have enabled him to develop his creative skills and become one of the world’s leading fly-halves.
Hardly the biggest animal on the park, Giteau’s sixth sense alerts him to evil dangers and using his equilibrium to swing out of attack and dodge enemy fire.
The Wallaby star’s superhuman strength, speed and agility makes him one of the finest athletes in the game and can adapt to a number of positions, notably at 9,10 and 12.
Considering his size and shape, Giteau’s skin has remarkable resistance to pain and injury.
In his spare time, much like Peter Parker, Giteau is a magnet to the camera, although he is more used to standing in front of them.