Danny Cipriani: 'Just go and get your pension'So Wilko's jumped right to the front of the queue by putting his name up for England captain.
Mr. Kick-trick-pony followed Martin Johnson into the role after the colossus' timely retirement.
Thing is, he was in his pomp back then, fizzing balls into corners and poking penalties through the eye of a needle.
A list of injuries as long as the Statue of Liberty's arm have followed not to mention copping a right old talking to from new kid on the block, Danny Cipriani, during his brief cameo against Ireland in last year's Six Nations.
We don't know what Wilko had with his granola this morning (maybe some hysteria hormone or something), but you were lucky to last this long.
Reasons for Jonny Wilkinson to be captain1. He speaks about the game well...
Reasons for Jonny Wilkinson not to be captain1. He isn't England's best fly-half
2. He isn't England's second-best fly-half
3. He isn't even England's third-best fly-half
4. The RFU can't afford his private healthcare bill
5. Newcastle Falcons need him more than England do