It's not football Rupe's...Leicester Tigers - fan hold your horses - are in discussions to bring the enigmatic Fijian wing Rupeni Caucaunibuca to Welford Road.
Caucau comes with his fair share of baggage (We're talking about a guy who's as predictable as the British weather here) for he once blamed missing a flight to Samoa on his wife's infected tooth, not to mention rumours of tropical viruses, and positive tests of cannabis abuse.
Leicester face stiff competition from the NSW Waratahs for the 28-year-old's signature who when fit is often described as the world's best player.