Juan Martin Hernandez: Better than Diego? You decide...
What's a brand of wax doing in the Top 14?
Some bloke called Nanuku caused a massive upset with his slick running to down Biarritz
Another local derby went the way of the under-dog I see...
Tell me about it. Castres beating Clermont. Last year's finalists are like a yo-yo and the bogey boys came back to haunt them once again...
What shirt was it this time - pink, blue, grren - any flowers?
Pastel blue with pink floral trim and Juan Martin Hernandez sported it best with two tries from his second-favourite full-back position. He's just that good...
And one of their former pretty boys did his bit for Toulouse...
Fly-half David Skrela scored 14 points while wingers Yves Donguy and Maxime Medard grabbed one apiece
And the glamour boys - not to be confused with those lady boys?
Rather than mass brawls it was champagne cocktails and caviar as Big Joe van Niekerk came good at the death for Toulon.
So Stade Francais are sitting pretty at the top, can anyone catch them?
Perpignan are doing their best with another away win but our pre-season tip are sizzling like a tasty French sausage... Speaking of which grub's up so au-revoir!
Results:
Dax 30-18 Biarritz
Castres 12-6 Clermont Auvergne
Bayonne 19-15 Mont-de-Marsan
Toulon 15-9 Bourgoin
Stade Français 37-16 Brive
Montauban 10-41 Toulouse
Montpellier 3-5 Perpignan