Danny Cipriani: 'Get me that Cowell bloke on the phone...'While X-Factor executives continue to keep the girls in the competition, at least until the mistletoe season anyhow, there's some rugby ranting to be had. Ireland and Scotland are saying it's their time. Why? Because you haven't tasted victory against someone decent for yonks? And England think the Wallabies are still scared of them? Even Shane Warne would fancy scrumming down with Phil Vickery... Here's our Weekend Watch rugby guide...
Things that might happen....
Stirling Mortlock ensuring Cipriani wakes up with a few bumps and bruises...
Italy and Argentina challenging each other to a steak-off...
Australia's front-row needing sleeping pills to get to sleep on Saturday night...
James Hook's wild passing woes continue...
The French and Pacific Islanders getting confused which side they're on...
Things that definitely won't happen...
Scotland gaining their second victory over the Boks since 1969...
The Canadians acting as a good advert for National League One...
Guinness Premiership attendances having a record-breaking weekend...
The Ireland team being charged with GBH after stuffing the All-Blacks...
David Campese keeping his mouth shut...