The Royal Bank of Scotland's grilling on BBC's Panorama got us thinking, what would the investigative documentary programme uncover if it infiltrated English rugby HQ?
Not a £16m pension fund in the name of Rob Andrew MBE that's for sure.
England's dramatic fall from grace - now at an all-time low thanks to the latest world rankings dressing Martin Johnson’s men as the rear end of the horse - since winning the Rugby World Cup in 2003 might not mirror the same catastrophic financial demise as RBS, but the similar absence of a thoroughbred plan shares the same bleak outlook.
Investing in Johnson, Mr. England, was supposed to bring the same unrivalled success and leadership as circa 2003, no? Well that's what the here-and-nowers at the Rugby Football Union forecast.
His appointment made perfect sense, well commercially anyway. Shares in English rugby's hero stock could never drop of low as the British banks - he would surely magic a solution out from underneath the plummeting problem.
The England manager’s safety-first policies aren’t showing any go-forward. It’s almost as if we’re happy loitering in the unknown.
They are of course the polar opposite to his employers after the sacrificial offering to Brian Ashton, which was more appropriate for an Eastenders Christmas Day storyline than securing the future of a man who had led England to second-best at the Rugby World Cup and Six Nations in the space of six months. Not to mention a talent spotting genius.
Disgruntled supporters wasting their hard-earned pennies to watch a load of boring old tripe on a Saturday afternoon probably doesn't deserve the same merciless sentiment as some of the millions that have lost out with RBS but both are increasingly being misled.
Calls for Messrs Godwin et al to be locked up with the key tossed away somewhere deep in the Atlantic doesn’t stretch to Johnson. Not just yet anyway, but the man dubbed the ‘saviour of English rugby’ must become an expert and fast.
Life-savings might not be at stake, and taxpayers might not be relying on Johnson to ride them out of the ruins of financial invasion, but supporters deserve something for their money.