For God's sake put some clothes on...It’s a shame that the only thing at stake is the respective Head Coach’s arses and a few old timers over prolonged careers.
The RFU has been refuting all accusations of a crisis this week in addition to fighting off claims that Jake White’s ticket to London Heathrow hasn’t been paid for by Chairman, Martyn Thomas personally.
While in Ireland Eddie O’Sullivan knows that victory against England will probably guarantee him another seven-year extension to his current deal. For Irish fans, we hope not...
Everyone loves beating the English, including the English, and if they don’t realise that everytime England step out against a ‘lesser’ nation, it’s effectively a World Cup Final. Ireland has actually won the last four, so maybe England need to think of it as a final…
The England players know that if they lose, Brian Ashton goes, and they can kiss goodbye to the Vickery’s, Vainikolo’s and Balshaw’s of this world.
Rob Andrew’s timely vote of confidence 24 hours before kick-off suggests the chopping block is already on order. Maybe the public decapitation should start with the Director of Elite rugby seeing as all he’s good for is walking around the West Car Park in his well-worn match-day leather jacket.
So far, both teams have shown the fluency of a donkey on stilts combined with the interstitial fortitude of a kid riding his first rollercoaster, so don’t expect it to be all streamers and party poppers at Twickenham.
Danny Cipriani has been brought in to save Ashton’s already burnt bacon while Jonny Wilkinson, arguably England’s best of a bad bunch, has been ceremoniously spat out onto the scrapheap.
The worry is that if Cipriani doesn’t run the length of the field and walk off with the Man-of-the-Match award following a 30-point haul then Wilko will be straight back in.
England need build some sort of structure to their game and that doesn’t mean getting out the Lego and basing their patterns on building blocks.
Brian O’Driscoll’s absence opens the door for Ronan O’Gara to show his leadership qualities and let’s hope it isn’t leading them down to the bookies beforehand banking on an away victory. The Irish have a real opportunity to stand-up and be counted and further open the cracks at Twickenham, and there is no better place.
Prediction: England to win by eight points
Date: Saturday, March 15
Venue: Twickenham
Kick-off: 15:00 GMT