I hear the All-Blacks are looking for a new centre...
Two games to go and all still to play for, well, apart from top spot, wooden-spoon and Richie McCaw's jock-strap - so everything's not still to play for but quite a lot anyway...Hurricanes v Western Force
'Canes can cement a semi-fina place and their bloodthirsty back-line will be chomping at the bit when they take on a bunch of babies with 17-year-old James O'Connor, 18-year-old Dane Haylett-Petty and 21-year-old Josh Tatupu facing their biggest test against Messrs Gear, Smith and Nonu.
Prediction: Hurricanes to win by 22 points.
Bulls v Brumbies
Predictability has not been something you could associate with these two sides. The Bulls have had more ups and downs than Amy Winehouse this season while the Brumbies were expected to sink like the Titanic after losing key personnel. Fourie Du Preez is back while Pierre Spies and Bryan Habana have recovered from knocks so expect a Springbok charge.
Prediction: Bulls to win by 8 points.
Highlanders v Blues
The Blues have come out of a deep slumber to reignite their play-off challenge. Icaia Toeava can't even make the team such as been the form of Anthony Tuitavake in midfield. The Highlanders are playing for pride given its a North vs South Island derby, but just the hostility of Dunedin - once a fortress - will not be enough, even though they could mute the Blues play-off hopes.
Prediction: Blues to win by 12 points.
Reds v Crusaders
It'll be nice and quiet in Brisbane, well in the Crusaders dressing room anyway, for a game against the Reds is ideal preparation for Dan Carter to gently make his comeback before the play-offs. Chris Latham will want to make a big noise with Worcestershire calling but looking at the firepower on the visitors bench it looks ominous.
Prediction: Crusaders to win by 14 points
Sharks v Cheetahs
The Sharks will be happy to be back in home comforts for their mini-break around the southern hemisphere has been a car crash with multiple casualties and a great big dent in their record. Their attack is one of the worst but it'll be interesting with Ryan Kankowski bashing around the fringes with Juan Smith leading a one-man-band.
Prediction: Sharks to win by 19 points
Lions v Chiefs
After a display as lacklustre and insipid as a comatose on a drip, the Chiefs should be right up for a trip into a den of tame Lionesses. The Lions can't score so Lelia Masaga and Stephen Donald should be able to run riot. The hosts might be strong but you can't just rely on experienced centre, Jaque Fourie, to do all the hard work.
Prediction: Chiefs to win by 24 points.
Stormers v Waratahs
No Burger, no bite, but on the plus side, less chance of a sin-bin and a fight. Both teams are gunning for a semi-final berth, so the best result would be a draw. They are the form teams in the competition and there have been more than a few words exchanged this week, notably by Rassie Erasmus, but the Stormers are chasing while the Tahs can secure a home semi-final.
Prediction: Waratahs to win by 4 points.