'Yes darling, but it's pruning and church in the morrow'England need Wales. That's the bottom line cos Stone Cold said so.... He didn't, we did, but if the RFU are seriously considering a serious proposal for the Rugby World Cup, unlike pre-2007, then Francis Baron needs to buy David Pickering more than the odd dinner.
Jotting down a list of eight venues, the Liberty Stadium, the Millennium Stadium and Cardiff's new City Stadium are crucial hosts, purely in terms of capacity rather than spreading the demographic and any excuse to venture down Caroline Street for chicken off the floor.
The brutal reality is that most of England's suitable rugby stadiums are shared with football clubs. Adams Park, the Madjeski Stadium and Vicarage Road would all be surplus to requirements because of the football season already being in full swing. It's not even like anyone decent plays there either!
Headingley would provide hospitality for the north with Welford Road, Franklins Gardens and the Sixways covering ground in the Midlands.
Kingsholm's extra lick of paint has turned it into a fine house for the partisan West Country public, and all of the above can hold 15,000 or more.
The main rivals include Australia, who hosted a magnificent tournament in 2003, as well as Japan, who narrowly missed out in 2011, but they are more likely to stage the 2019 trophy.
England tick the box as being one of the world's senior core markets and Wales successfully hosted the inaugural IRB Junior World Championship in 2008.
Pros and cons of England & Wales joint bidPros: £100m guarantee would be financially viable - seeing as the RFU are loaded
Travel links are already in place and we don't mean a six hour flight from Perth to Brisbane - just standing for the six hour train journey from London to Swansea
A cosmopolitan invasion - lots more excuses to have a pint and chat about refereeing shockers
The language - can you imagine asking for a pie & chips in Japanese - パイおよび破片は喜ぶ? Exactly!
Cons: Nights out in Newport
Having to miss Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway because of a heavyweight clash between Tonga vs. Georgia,
Spending lots of those Christmas savings on all things rugby (could be a good thing?)
Trips to IKEA the morning complete with stinging hangover after a 12-hour swill & hitting that naughty curry house.