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"He didn't look like a convert at all but we've got to be patient with him."
Steve Meehan is taking time getting used to Shontayne Hape's cross-dressing...

"We can't complain because we usually don't find it too easy at Newcastle." 
Ian McGeechan on communication difficulties ordering team Big Mac's...

"He took the head of the player away from the ball and it's a serious misdemeanour"
Eddie Jones has been taking jibberish lessons since his move to England

"I am generally pissed off."
Dragons boss Paul Turner wasn't a fan of the Kingsholm showers

"Balsh was harshly done by last season."
Dean Ryan confirms he's Ian Balshaw's one and only fan

"It was a great occasion but there were a lot of pre-match nerves,"
Scarlets fly-half Stephen Jones utters words not usually associated with Bristol

"Little bit of deja vu, wasn't it?"
Toby Booth clearly didn't get a pint from Dean Richards after the game...