Scrum of the Earth /

Josh Lewsey must be getting upset by all this attention Mr. Cipriani is receiving. Reports this morning filtering out of Wasps' Acton training ground suggests the England pair exchanged blows during a contact drill when Cipriani told Lewsey to "shut up or get shut up."

The club has been quick to pour cold water on the incident and the pairs relationship, putting it down to mere testosterone and the physicality that is part and parcel of the game.

How Lewsey can criticise Cipriani for missed tackles we do not know? How many blunders has it been this year Josh? At least two wins worth! Maybe all this talk of Danny playing full-back is touching a nerve.

Putting a positive spin on it... Kelly's kisses should do the trick.