Scrum of the Earth /

As the world stands on the verge of financial meltdown, it's times like these when you remember what's important. And we mean Heineken Cup, Danny Cipriani and thanking every rugby coach in the land for preserving our interest in the holy game. That's right... not overpaid footballers, who seem to have a forcefield to the credit crunch, but the rugby universe. It's the Weekend Watch...

You might see..

Danny Cipriani and Kelly Brook bed linen shopping...
A plethora of ex-England legends cheering on Austin Healey
Financial companies posting 'Don't Panic' messages on You Tube...
Banned Osprey Gavin Henson 'on the piss' in Cardiff
England stuttering to a 3-0 win oveer Kazahkstan


You won't see...

An Italian win in the Heineken Cup
Premier Rugby negotiating an extra-game in the southern hemisphere
Josh Lewsey smiling...
Simon Cowell's eyes moving away from Cheryl Cole
Jonny Wilkinson down at MacDonalds for the Big M...