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Sunday, June 29, 2008


Byron Kelleher: 'I could get used to this lifestyle...'

Clermont Auvergne: 20

Tries: A Rougerie, D Zirakashvili
Cons: B James 2
Pens: B James 2

Toulouse: 26

Tries: W Servat, M Médard
Cons: JB Elissalde 2
Pens: JB Elissalde 2, M Kunavore, V Courrent


About 100 miles east of Paris may lie the sparkling province of Champagne-Ardenne, where toasting is part of one's daily pleasures, but any al-frescoing would've gone some way to match the fizzy feast of French rugby flavour going on in the capital.

Toulouse, home to French club rugby, claimed claimed a 17th Bouclier de Brennus, after breaking Clermont Auvergne hearts for a jinxed ninth time at a sold-out Stade de France.

Seven years since their last league triumph, Toulouse triumphed through tries from William Servat and one spectacular effort from top marksman, Maxime Medard, as Clermont's customary free-scoring deserted them when they needed it most.

Jean-Baptiste Elisalde defied all medical probability to trundle about battered and bruised for sixty minutes.

Every time the ball arrived in his intelligent hands, the athletic presence of the world's best centre, Yannick Jauzion, ensured his taped up ribs could survive the brutal battle between France's best.

Painful memories of the heartbreaking European Cup Final defeat to Munster were shortlived as Clermont were the one's nursing heavier emotions once again.

It was typically French, full of flair, brimming with life, perfect for evening diners seeking fullsome entertainment. And there wasn't an empty plate in the house.

Le Plat de Jour was a large piece of New Zealand lamb. Byron Kelleher signing off his first season in south-west France with a flawless work-out.

Feisty around the fringes, the All-Black epitomised the Toulousian temperament - taking the pressure off the dead-legged Elissalde and the hungry pack with a number of calm clearances, orchestrating matters with a champon head.

les Januards were their own worst enemy. Their set piece was dire.

Even with Mario Ledesma and John Smit, the top two hookers in the world, Messrs Pelous and Bouilhou in for more than just the scraps in the lineout, intervening at crucial stages towards the end.                          

Fever pitch had already erupted before the whistle, but the game kicked-off at a furious pace with the ball being shipped around like a hot-potato such was the sublime off-loading and all-round handling skills.

William Servat crashed over after a trademark incisive Kelleher break following Brock James' earlier penalty.

Instead of sticking with their free-flowing mutli-faceted brand of rugby, Clermont chose to play a terrotorial game, waiting to pounce on a mistake, and captain Aurelien Rougerie pounced on a defensive mix-up between Medard and Dan Humaan for a try. But that was it for errors.

Inseparable at the break, it took a vinatage moment of brilliance, fitting of such a magnificent finale, to really nail down the result.

Deep inside his own 22, replacement flanker, Finau Maka powered through a couple of tackles before the ball found Yves Donguy on the wing, who sliced inside a couple of trailing defenders, and a deft one-handed off-load out of the tackle allowed Maxime Medard to step off his right wing and under the posts.

Both sides exchanged penalties and with Toulouse's sea of supporters dressed in red celebrating, Clermont's Georgian giant Davit Zirakashvili bulldozed over for a consolation effort, credit for a bruising perormance, but even while Brock James knocked over the conversion, Toulouse's stars were already popping the corks.


Too much Gnocchi...

Argentina (12) 12

Pens: Hernandez 2, Bosch 2

Italy (3) 13

Try: Ghiraldini Con: Marcato Pens: Marcato 2

Leonardo Ghiraldini's last gasp converted try scored the Italians a dramatic 13-12 victory over Argentina.

The hooker powered over after several patient surges from the barbaric Azzurri pack, from which Andrea Marcato duly stepped up to seal the sundries and spark emotional celebrations for a gallant Italy outfit.

Bad news for Juan Martin Hernandez after the fly-half broke his wrist that rules him out for a month, but this is the latest setback for the Pumas under new coach Santiago Phelan, who must be gazing earnestly onto the horizon for when the rocky road with life after Loffreda will smooth out.


You can have the leg but i want some breast...


Australia (10) 34

Tries: Giteau, Sharpe, Elsom, Mortlock Cons: Giteau 4 Pens: Giteau 2

France (6) 13

Try: Palisson Con: Trinh-Duc Pens: Yachvili 2

It was another step in the right direction for Australia and coach Robbie Deans as the Wallabies overpowered a hungry French side.

It was a bad case of sloppy seconds for the French paid the price for 13 missed tackles in an early second-half purple patch, when they scored 24 unanswered points in 15 minutes.

Deans would've been pleased with Australia's recovery from a shabby opening half when they sank to the poor French standards.

The scoreboard flattered the hosts, but under the new regime and old laws, the green and gold supporters have plenty to be encouraged with ahead of the Tri-Nations.

Pocket genius, Matt Giteau sparked the Wallbies into life after skating around a sluggish Sebastien Chabal for the gamebreaker.

Deans looks to have uncovered a bright future at half-back with Luke Brgess and Giteau lively throughtout.

The industrial Nathan Sharpe was rewarded for a fine performance with a superb second for Australia before the departing Rocky Elsom and a trademark interception from Stirling Mortlock added further tries to complete the home scoring.

The French unfamiliarity showed, but Lievremont insists the guys nursing aches and pains from a very physical encounter, will get another crack at the whip in the second Test, and another opportunity to force their way into his Autumn plans.

Alexi Palisson's debut try proved scant consolation for France, who lacked the penatrative imagination to pierce the watertight Wallaby defence.

Friday, June 27, 2008


Mel B: 'They're natural don't you know...'

Only 240 minutes left of 'old rugby.' We know, shed a tear, raise a glass, order in, because after the two internationals in Sydney and Cordoba, plus the last domestic final in Paris, it's ELV all the way.

So, before rugby betting experts have to think about a change of career, Monsieur Bet Detective gives you his parting words of wisdom... "If you think it, DO IT!"

Tipster:

Clermont Auvergne to beat Toulouse by more than 10 points with Stan James @ 13/8: A £10 stake returns £26.25

Italy to beat Argentina outright with Totesport @ 10/3: A £10 stake returns £43.33

France to beat Australia with an 11 point headstart @ 13/8: A £20 stake wins you £52.00

Australia flanker Rocky Elsom to score the first try @ 23/1 with Blue Square: A £10 stake returns £230.00

Things you might see:

Rubbish weather at Glastonbury
Germany to win the European Championships on penalties
Sylvia to get knocked out of the Big Brother house
Jay Z rubbing Noel Gallagher's face in the mud at Glastonbury
Kevin Pietersen letting the England captaincy go to his head

Things you definitely won't see:

Guy Ritchie and Madonna singing a duet at Wimbledon
Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall buying Tesco Value Chicken
Gordon Brown admitting defeat to the BNP
Nelson Mandella jumping up on stage with Amy Winehouse
Mel B negotiating a multi-million pound deal to host The Oscars


Could it be ninth time lucky for Les Januards?

Toulouse have already suffered one defeat in a final this year, but two would be unprecedented, giving the crazy South West passionate french fans reason give up drinking and smoking such would be the heartbreak.

Les Rouge et Noires haven't won the Bouclier de Brennus for seven seasons, which considering their rich history of silverware, draws comparisons with the All-Blacks who create obstacles for themselves, stumbling out rather than over the line.

Clermont Auvergne have the edge, doing the double in the regular season and have an extra 24 hours of freshness in their tired legs. Les Januards have Brock James in their artillery. A reliable aim, clinical shot coupled with a lethal array of firepower outwide, James and half-back partner Pierre Mignoni are the batteries in the clock.

Toulouse posses a hex over Vern Cotter's side when it comes to the biggest stage. In all of their three previous meetings, in 1994, 1999 and 2001, Guy Noves' big red machine has rolled over their arch-rivals.

Meanwhile, the absence of crucial star quartet, Jean-Baptiste Elissalde, Yannick Nyanga, Vincent Clerc and Clement Poitrenaud, is like taking away a kidney and both sets of fingers - still able to function but not at peak performance.

Martin Schelzo's season ended weeks ago, so the biggest decision for Cotter is whether to stick with Argentina's number two Mario Ledesma or go for World Cup winning captain, John Smit - some coaches have all the luck.

Much is being made of the Maxime Medard-Napolioni Nalaga confrontation. The season's most potent weapons both go searching for the ball, but whether Yannick Jauzion's forced entry into the No. 10 jersey comes off as well as Riki Flutey's did for Wasps remains to be seen, and could prove pivotal to Toulouse's chances.

At least more people will be watching this than the national side eight hours earlier...

Toulouse

Probable
15. Maxime Médard, 14 Cédric Heymans, 13. Florian Fritz, 12 Maleli Kunavore, 11. Yves Donguy, 10. Yannick Jauzion, 9. Byron Kelleher, 8. Shaun Sowerby, 7 Jean Bouilhou (c),  6. Thierry Dusautoir, 5. Patricio Albacete, 4. Fabien Pelous, 3. Daan Human, 2. William Servat 1. Omar Hasan.

Subs from: , Jean-Baptiste Poux Yohan Montes, Virgile Lacombe, Alberto Vernet Basualdo, Romain Millo-Chluski, Grégory Lamboley, Finau Maka, Vincent Courrent, Gaffie du Toit, Manu Ahotaeiloa

Clermont Auvergne:

Probable: 15 Benoit Baby, 14. Napolioni Nalaga, 13. Gonzalo Canale, 12. Marius Joubert, 11. Aurelien Rougerie (c), 10. Brock James, 9. Pierre Mignoni, 8. Elvis Vermeulen, 7. Julien Bonnaire, 6. Alexandre Audebert, 5. Loic Jacquet, 4. Jamie Cudmore, 3. Davit Zirakashvili, 2. Mario Ledesma, 1. Laurent Emmanuelli.

Subs from: Thomas Domingo, John Smit, Christophe Samson, Thibault Privat, Sam Broomhall, John Senio, Seremaia Baï, Julien Malzieu, Anthony Floch.


Stephen Larkham: '...This taxi's mine...'

The last seven days under old laws. Hardly ideal preparation for the Wallabies, who must quickly turn their attention back towards the ELVs for the impending Tri-Nations.

Why oh why do the Federation Francaise de Rugby insist the Top 14 runs deep into June? Poor Marc Lievremont is getting the fairest of runs at the top job. A heavy defeat in Sydney and  the the current French coach could be marginalised completely.

Robbie Deans' tenure began with an unconvincing display against the Irish albeit 'Dingo's' entrance examination was ultimately undermined by the rule changes.

Australia can expect a bit more freedom to express themselves against the French as Les Bleus will too ship the ball around and exercise the mobility of an athletic back-row. However, with a back-row including Messrs Palu, Elsom and ball burglar George Smith, the French could quite easily be playing into the Wallaby fly-trap.

Francois Trinh-Duc gets the baptism of fire at outside centre, taking on Sitrling Mortlock, and the Franco-Vietnemese young pup will need all of Damien Traille's experience inside him to release the burgeoning brilliance of Alexis Palisson.

Palisson has laid down the gauntlet to the world's form wing in Lote Tuqiri, which is commendable considering he is a novice at 20 and just 11 games in the Top 14 for Brive. Still should be something worth watching if the contest becomes slightly one sided as expected.

Humiliation is something both sides are used too. Australia and France are both still hurting from back-to-back World Cup heartbreaks against the English, but this is a new era - new coaches, fresh faces, change in attitudes.

28th June 1919, The Treaty of Versailles was signed, punishing Germany both territorialy and financially for its role in the First World War, but while territory and finance have been central issues in the build-up for Saturday's game, war is definitely written on the agenda.